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At work, we recently decided it might be nice for our regional supervisors to do face-to-face meetings with the new contractors we're thinking of bringing on. Mostly to see how they present themselves in person. One new guy had his meeting yesterday, and the supervisor sent us an email that he wore jeans and a t-shirt to the meeting, used profanity, and was unprofessional. Since this is an area we've been struggling in, we wanted more details.
So in trying to pin down unprofessional, the supervisor (let's just call him Stewart) says that the prospect scratched himself in front of him, and that "he wasn't even shy about it."
My brows must have migrated halfway to the nape of my neck (which he couldn't see since he was on the phone), and of course I had to say, "So tell me. There's a 'shy' way to scratch your balls in the middle of a crowded coffee shop?"
Almost immediately, Stewart says, "Well, he could have done it under the table."
And at that point, I opened my mouth and closed it before I could say, "You know, the fact that you had a quick answer for that leads me to believe you have, in fact, engaged in covert public ball scratching yourself, buddy."
Scratch on, dudes. Scatch on.
So in trying to pin down unprofessional, the supervisor (let's just call him Stewart) says that the prospect scratched himself in front of him, and that "he wasn't even shy about it."
My brows must have migrated halfway to the nape of my neck (which he couldn't see since he was on the phone), and of course I had to say, "So tell me. There's a 'shy' way to scratch your balls in the middle of a crowded coffee shop?"
Almost immediately, Stewart says, "Well, he could have done it under the table."
And at that point, I opened my mouth and closed it before I could say, "You know, the fact that you had a quick answer for that leads me to believe you have, in fact, engaged in covert public ball scratching yourself, buddy."
Scratch on, dudes. Scatch on.