My Friends are Mean (and a Bit Pervy)...

[savageseraph]

My friends are so mean to me. Yesterday, I wrote Karl Urban/Vin Diesel fic, "Fascination," which was sort of a prequel to "Confession," a Karl Urban/Harry Sinclair (Karl Urban/Vin Diesel) I wrote for SlashaBaby last year.

hederahelix popped by and said: "Damn you. Now I'm curious. How long before it takes Vin to start speculating about what Karl's gotten up to on other sets. And how would he communicate that?" This is a horrible thing to say, you see, because then you start thinking about all the possibilities in that, and well, I have grading to do and a conference paper to write and writing Karl!porn is more fun than that and should not be dangled in front of me all tempting-wise.

If hederahelix was bad, caras_galadhon was worse.



caras_galadhon: AWESOME. You totally should look into that.
savageseraph: *snort* Uh huh.
caras_galadhon: And, I mean, there's the whole thing about how Harry lets him.
caras_galadhon: And it sounds like Harry is used to Karl doing this.
savageseraph: Argh. *covers eyes* Not reading! Not reading!
caras_galadhon: I mean, Karl worked with Harry pre-LotR.
savageseraph: Hmmm.
caras_galadhon: So Karl was in The Price of Milk pre-LotR.
caras_galadhon: So one can assume that he got together with Harry then.
caras_galadhon: ...You should take notes.
caras_galadhon: At the same time, he was in Xena.
caras_galadhon: And there were PLENTY of pretty people to fuck in Xena.
savageseraph: Dude. Are you enabling me?
caras_galadhon: Of course, the problem being most of them lived in NZ.
caras_galadhon: Me? Never! 0:-)
savageseraph: *eyes*
caras_galadhon: ...Tsk. Aren't I always?
caras_galadhon: So, I mean, if I was Harry, and that's around when Karl started wanting to fuck around, I'd be a bit... distressed about it, because he'd be fucking with people who DON'T go away when filming wraps.
caras_galadhon: Because they live down the street.
savageseraph: Mmmhmm.
caras_galadhon: Although, granted, he made The Price of Milk in the middle of Xena, so maybe Karl was already fucking around pre-Harry.
caras_galadhon: And it was just that Harry got more serious.
caras_galadhon: And then, well, there's LotR, and the great thing about that is that the main cast of LotR will mostly go away post-filming.
caras_galadhon: ...I wonder who he did in Ghost Ship.
caras_galadhon: Don't you wonder? I wonder. ^_^
savageseraph: Gabriel Bryne.
savageseraph: GAH!
caras_galadhon: I was thinking you'd choose him.
savageseraph: STOP IT!!
caras_galadhon: *cackles*
caras_galadhon: Have you seen the pretty people in Xena?
savageseraph: I didnt' watch that much Xena. I'm actyally sad.
caras_galadhon: I mean... there was Kevin Smith...
savageseraph: Because I got a few seasons on DVD, but now the DVDs are out of print.
savageseraph: :
savageseraph: :-(
caras_galadhon: Ahhh, I see. :-( I'm sorry. I could use my Google-fu to see if I could find the rest?
caras_galadhon: http://images.google.ca/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=%22kevin+smith%22+xena&btnG=Search+Images <-- Kevin Smith. Ares.
caras_galadhon: Sadly, no longer with us.
caras_galadhon: Friend of Harry and Karl's, actually. IIRC.
caras_galadhon: IRL.
caras_galadhon: Ohhh, and Marton was in Xena. I almost forgot.
caras_galadhon: And Bruce Campbell, of course.
caras_galadhon: Who doesn't love Bruce Campbell?
savageseraph: You're so mean.
caras_galadhon: Oh, and Bruce Hopkins!
caras_galadhon: I am. It's glorious. ^_^
caras_galadhon: Bruce was Gamling.
caras_galadhon: OH! And Craig. Craig was in Xena too.
savageseraph: :-(:-(:-(:-(
caras_galadhon: And Lawrence! He was in Xena!
savageseraph: :-(
caras_galadhon: As a Barbarian Leader. Rrrarrr.
caras_galadhon: What?
savageseraph: MEAN! So very, very mean.
caras_galadhon: And, I mean, I'm not even touching on the pretty women in Xena.
caras_galadhon: And really, Xena was like every freaking thing filmed here: it was basically EVERY NZ actor EVER, so someone from there must have introduced Karl and Harry.
caras_galadhon: You know, while Karl was fucking his way through the cast.
caras_galadhon: So one can assume Harry was just another romp for Karl too, right? Until it got surprisingly more serious.
caras_galadhon: But, well, Karl's a bit of a whore, so he couldn't give up the excitement of the rest, right?
caras_galadhon: Don't you think?
caras_galadhon: I think you think so.
caras_galadhon: And, well, maybe things cool off in the whoring after Xena, but then there's Gabriel in Ghost Ship, just like you said. ^_^
savageseraph: GAH.
caras_galadhon: *beams*
savageseraph: NOT LISTENING!!!!
caras_galadhon: You don't have to listen. ^_^ You just have to read. *snicker*
caras_galadhon: And *then* there's LotR.
caras_galadhon: And, I mean, who wouldn't Karl fuck there? Old friends, new "friends"...
caras_galadhon: And, I mean, Harry's probably ok with the new ones, because they'll go away post-filming. ^_~
caras_galadhon: And then, like, right after LotR is Riddick.
savageseraph: NOT LISTENING AT ALL!!!
caras_galadhon: So you don't even have to go that far. It's like Xena --> Price of Milk --> Xena --> LotR --> Riddick.
caras_galadhon: Of course you're not. *G*
caras_galadhon: Let's hope Vin doesn't get too attached, though, because we all know Karl's going back to Harry. He's never *left* him.
caras_galadhon: And, I mean, there's The Bourne Supremacy right after that.
caras_galadhon: And Marton's in that.
caras_galadhon: With Karl.
caras_galadhon: Again.
caras_galadhon: And, I mean, there's Matt Damon (meh), and Franka Potente too.
savageseraph: *covers eyes*
caras_galadhon: But, I mean, how hot is Marton? Karl's totally back in line for that.
caras_galadhon: And, really, I'm sure Vin could write that off and all, but... then Karl's in DOOM.
caras_galadhon: And aren't The Rock and Vin like diametrically opposed or something?
savageseraph: Diametrically opposed?
caras_galadhon: Well, it strikes me like they're basically cast in the same sort of movies, but The Rock sucks, and Vin is awesome.
caras_galadhon: And I suspect they're up for a lot of the same roles.
caras_galadhon: So, I mean, one could forgive Vin for being faintly annoyed that The Rock gets a crack at Karl.
caras_galadhon: Couldn't he?
caras_galadhon: But at least post DOOM Karl goes back to NZ for some rest and relaxation with Harry and the rest of the NZ actors, since he's in Out of the Blue.
caras_galadhon: But oh, then he's half naked in Pathfinder.
caras_galadhon: And while Pathfinder isn't so great? OMG pretty people.
savageseraph: Haven't watched it.
savageseraph: :-)
caras_galadhon: I know. But you own it. And then there's Comanche Moon. ...Which, I suppose, really rests on whether or not you're fond of Val Kilmer.
savageseraph: Not so much.
caras_galadhon: Well, maybe he's just relaxing right now.
caras_galadhon: Do you figure Vin's possessive?
savageseraph: I'm totally not thinking about that.
caras_galadhon: I bet he is. That could cause problems.
caras_galadhon: Don't you think that'd cause problems?
savageseraph: No.
caras_galadhon: I bet it would. I mean, Vin being possessive of *Harry's* possession?
caras_galadhon: I mean... what then?
savageseraph: Not...reading...
caras_galadhon: I know you're not. But oh, I mean, would they have to share?
caras_galadhon: Or would Karl simply go back to Harry?
caras_galadhon: Depends if Vin is just a really, really fantastic fuck, or if Karl's more... interested in him, I guess, right?
caras_galadhon: Or maybe Vin's a secondary partner?
caras_galadhon: In the making?
caras_galadhon: Granted, I bet him and Harry would growl at each other lots first.
caras_galadhon: I wonder if Karl would be upset if Harry and Vin fucked?
caras_galadhon: Don't you wonder?
caras_galadhon: I do.
savageseraph: I hate you.
caras_galadhon: *beams* You love me.
savageseraph: No, I don't.
savageseraph: Because you are mean.
caras_galadhon: *mwah* And you love me for it.
caras_galadhon: It's all very S/M.

Comments

[idiosyncratic.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! You two sound like me & Brenda, only it's me ignoring her and her going "DOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!" She's much more subtle than caras_galadhon, though. *g*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Personally, Barbara loses all of the points in the WORLD for not knowing the cast of Xena (or Hercules, for that matter.) *g* And then E. loses points for not finding The Rock or Matt Damon attractive.

Ergo, I can't enable this. And that makes me SAD, because, well, Karl/Harry goodness!!!!

*shakes head sadly*

[savageseraph.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Wait, wait, wait! I'm willing to be enabled. I have some of the DVD's (Xena, not Hercules). It's not my fault the bastards stopped making them. *sadeyes*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Herc & Xena were how I discovered Karl. And Marton. And Craig. And Lawrence. And Jay. And the sadly deceased Kevin Smith.

I owe those shows a lot, man. *g*

Also, you should tell E that if she's already got the entire plot down of this whole thing that SHE should write it. *g* That's what I always tell Jo when she comes to me with really elaborate plots & ideas.

[caras-galadhon.livejournal.com]

*snerk* No, no, I can't write it, because Barb's already knocked out the first couple bits that started this all. So that would be wrong. Or something. Yes. *cough* *shifty*

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Bits, bobs, whatever, you've got the whole scenario worked out already. *g*

[savageseraph.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. She should, shouldn't she? But...she's writing the gay cowboys, and I want them too.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

She can totally write both. They're not mutually exclusive. *g*

[savageseraph.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. This is a good point. Very good point. ^_^

[caras-galadhon.livejournal.com]

*snort* Bite me, the both of you. :-P (They are totally mutually exclusive, because I cannot find time for both, so it's one or the other.)

[caras-galadhon.livejournal.com]

*G* Matt's ok, but I figured he wasn't really Barb's sort of guy, hence the editorializing. ^_~ The Rock, well... I can sort of see it in a detached way, but he's kind of a bad actor, and it takes a lot for me to get over that.

...So I think we should all just agree that Barb loses points, and then force her to write it. *cackles* (Yessss, that is my plan, and it is a foolproof one. *G*)

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Okay, wait, are you seriously comparing VIN to Dwayne when it comes to acting???? That's sort of like the lesser of two evils when it comes to bad acting. At least Dwayne's funny.

Face it, ain't neither of them getting roles for their talent. *g*

[caras-galadhon.livejournal.com]

Ok, ok, you've got a point. ^_~ I suppose I just like Vin's films better, as bad as they are. (And seriously, I was all over DOOM, despite how awful it was, because I used to play it way back when. *snerk*)

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

Oh, DOOM. *weeps* I had such trashy fun hopes for that film, given that I loved the game & well, KARL!!! But, sadly, it was just a bad Aliens ripoff & there was no hell & not nearly enough first-person footage & really, it was only worth it for the last 10 minutes. That fight scene was pretty epic.

[savageseraph.livejournal.com]

...So I think we should all just agree that Barb loses points, and then force her to write it. *cackles* (Yessss, that is my plan, and it is a foolproof one. *G*)

*blinks* What? What?

You're still being me to me. *weeps*

[savageseraph.livejournal.com]

Well, she ignores me when I do the same to her at times. And welcome! I've been thinking, "God, there are people I should have friended ages ago and haven't," and you're one of them. ^_^

[caras-galadhon.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Oh, I can do subtle, too. But in this case, it was more fun to simply go straight for the jugular. ^_~